pretty women out walking with gorillas

college senior. 22. brazilian jiu jitsu blue belt. emt. office fanatic.

22 year old student from jersey who enjoys spending time with his friends second to nothing.

i enjoy playing guitar, training in brazilian jiu jitsu and the prospect of gradating college on time.

Feb 20

shmulia:

roberto:

conversatron:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

This fucking caused me physical pain to read. I kept expecting a “JK! GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKING DIPSHITS!” or “Haha, I hate people like this” and it didn’t come. 

Good fucking god, you make all this sound like it’s so hard to do. It’s so hard to not take your fucking makeup off before playing a game like any sane person would, Legend of Zelda is totally one of those games that nobody’s fucking heard of and everyone needs a damn wiki link to clarify, head shots are so fucking hard to get, it’s extremely hard to hold a controller correctly (which is basically not upside down, but excuse the fuck out of me), and NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS THAT PS3 STANDS FOR MOTHERFUCKING PLAYSTATION 3.

That post just

That shit infuriates me. 

FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE IMAGINARY FAIRY PRINCESS HORSE YOU FUCKING RODE IN ON. 

I am so confused by this post. From what I can tell we have:

1. GIFs of what is probably an awesome SNL skit

2. A comment from someone who thinks this is real, and that Pres Obama has just given up and moved on to comedy. 

3. A very angry person talking about video games… ?

for Sam Based Canning

this just needs to be leaved here


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