darrynek: dankcom: once again rogan creepin in for a look kills me.. LOL remember when he did this for Silva/Belfort? hahaha this is killing me
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the...– Carl Sagan (via moltres)
nedhepburn: beardybabyjesus: queeeriosity: Um, this is pretty much the cutest. And we’re done with the 2000’s.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
kaseycock: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind. I hate drunk driving. Hate hate hate it. Please do this good reference
My mom thinks “hashtag” is a marijuana reference.– Parents Just Don’t Understand: #208 (via collegehumor)